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Not for the easily offended...
Uncyclopedia's (a parody of wikipedia) article on Memphis:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Memphis

Do not complain about not being warned. The above link is to a site that is not work safe. The humor is very crude, but if you like that kind of thing, you may enjoy the site.
11-05-2009 12:01 AM
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Welcome to the internet.
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11-05-2009 12:10 AM
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that kinda stunk...Rock 103 had a much funnier one back in the day
11-05-2009 12:18 AM
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(11-05-2009 12:10 AM)stratecashomie Wrote:  here's a better one


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kentucky

that is DAMN funny...

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Hey... I can take a joke. I laughed through the whole article. With that said, Memphis is a GREAT city that I would be proud to call home. Work opportunities caused me to come back home after college, but my wife and I love Memphis and could go back if the right opportunity presented itself. Memphians should be proud of their city and appreciate the humor posted above. Offensive? Probably. Funny. Yes.
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That was hilarious.
11-05-2009 12:58 AM
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eh...Just seemed like a bunch of gibberish.
11-05-2009 09:42 AM
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I was offended but I'll get over it. 03-lmfao
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(11-05-2009 09:46 AM)missjtiger Wrote:  I was offended but I'll get over it. 03-lmfao

Complaining again?
11-05-2009 10:00 AM
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Wait. Which part wasn't true that I should be offended by?
11-05-2009 10:10 AM
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(11-05-2009 10:00 AM)tigerengineer Wrote:  
(11-05-2009 09:46 AM)missjtiger Wrote:  I was offended but I'll get over it. 03-lmfao

Complaining again?

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My favorite part was the obvious satire of confusing Roy Orbison with Elvis, which, although intended on purpose, could make certain people turn into a public spectacle as they try to correct the author.
11-05-2009 11:34 AM
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Quote:University of Kentuckistan
The University of Kentuckistan was founded in 1911 after receiving a grant from the Andrew Carnegie foundation. However, most of the grant was squandered on vodka and whores, and as a result, U-K began instructing students not in classrooms, but in an outhouse. They also taught them to play basketball instead of studying. Located in Lexington, The city of Gold.

Among the notable alumnus of U-K are Alan Alda, Belgian prime minister and notorious lecher.

HAHA! Priceless!
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I thought it was quite funny !!!! Satire
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It's always good to see Admiral Benbow get a reference.
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Why would anyone get offended?

There's some funny stuff in there.

"In the area of Germantown and Collierville are numerous white kids who act black. While "keeping it real" in the cars mommy and daddy bought them they rep their thuggin' hoods, until they're carjacked."


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Is currently run and operated by DINO Pharaoh W. W. Herenton, Ed.D., more commonly referred to as King Willie. The long lived Herenton has ruled Memphis under the personal appointment of his lord and savior Jesus Christ since the death of Ptolemy XV in 34 BC, who was run over by a bunch of drunk white people in a Cotton Carnival float shaped like an insect. King Willie's most recent act is the destruction of the Memphis City School system and attempting to spread his destruction to the surrounding Shelby County School systems by forcing the two systems to merge. He is also the father in at least four families and has many illegitimate children with assorted unnamed "individuals". He is a very educated man whose recent campaign slogan was "Shake them haters off". The King has made mention of late that his true passion is in the education of children, not running cities into the ground as he was divinely chosen to do so. He hopes to teach proper English to children in the Memphis City Schools when they offer him the job, which is his God given right.
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(11-05-2009 02:01 PM)Phillip26r Wrote:  Why would anyone get offended?

There's some funny stuff in there.

"In the area of Germantown and Collierville are numerous white kids who act black. While "keeping it real" in the cars mommy and daddy bought them they rep their thuggin' hoods, until they're carjacked."

So very true, and so very sad.

Political correctness has made them feel so guilty about being white, that they try and imitate thugs, with predictable results.
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that political correctness teaching starts in the classroom at a very early age
11-05-2009 07:42 PM
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(11-05-2009 07:42 PM)MrsTigerPawr Wrote:  that political correctness teaching starts in the classroom at a very early age

IMHO, Hollywood and electronic media has overwhelmed the fundamental sense of what is right and wrong.
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That shiz was funny as a mofo!
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easily my favorite part

"Memphis leads the nation in streets and roads having multiple names. For example, in Midtown you can head north on Melrose and in less than two minutes, without making a turn, you have traveled on Kimbrough and McNeil Streets. The fact is that there are only eleven streets in Memphis but due to their multiple names, there appear to be over six hundred. This came about in the 1920's as a result of Mayor Presley getting federal funds for road building."
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(11-05-2009 07:19 PM)dan o Wrote:  
(11-05-2009 02:01 PM)Phillip26r Wrote:  Why would anyone get offended?

There's some funny stuff in there.

"In the area of Germantown and Collierville are numerous white kids who act black. While "keeping it real" in the cars mommy and daddy bought them they rep their thuggin' hoods, until they're carjacked."

So very true, and so very sad.

Political correctness has made them feel so guilty about being white, that they try and imitate thugs, with predictable results.


I dunno what part of collierville you have been driving through but all the kids out here drive jacked up trucks with big mudd tires and wear camo...this had to be written a few yrs back....if ur going to make fun of us at least me correct
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(11-05-2009 10:39 PM)memphischeer Wrote:  
(11-05-2009 07:19 PM)dan o Wrote:  
(11-05-2009 02:01 PM)Phillip26r Wrote:  Why would anyone get offended?

There's some funny stuff in there.

"In the area of Germantown and Collierville are numerous white kids who act black. While "keeping it real" in the cars mommy and daddy bought them they rep their thuggin' hoods, until they're carjacked."

So very true, and so very sad.

Political correctness has made them feel so guilty about being white, that they try and imitate thugs, with predictable results.


I dunno what part of collierville you have been driving through but all the kids out here drive jacked up trucks with big mudd tires and wear camo...this had to be written a few yrs back....if ur going to make fun of us at least me correct

You don't happen to remember the "Next Generation" crowd that hung out in the empty parking lot beside the Wendy's, do you? The author might have been thinking about those guys.
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(11-05-2009 10:00 AM)tigerengineer Wrote:  
(11-05-2009 09:46 AM)missjtiger Wrote:  I was offended but I'll get over it. 03-lmfao

Complaining again?

she's female....of COURSE she is rofl 04-rock

J/K!!!!


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(11-05-2009 10:39 PM)memphischeer Wrote:  I dunno what part of collierville you have been driving through but all the kids out here drive jacked up trucks with big mudd tires and wear camo...this had to be written a few yrs back....if ur going to make fun of us at least me correct

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